If you ever feel bad when you make a mistake even though you know you’re a perfectly competent player, remember that today I:
1) Stood in cleaves multiple times (something I haven’t done since I first started doing Heavensward dungeons!!)
2) Queued up for Ridorana Lighthouse with a level 65 weapon and no level 60 and 70 skill by mistake (!?!?!)
3) Let my DPS monkey brain convince me that using Corps-A-Corps during the middle of Construct 7’s Dispose is a Good Idea (spoilers: it’s not!!!)
Twin souls were sacrificed to twin gods and bound to an unbreakable dual-bladed axe. Whenever nicked or damaged, it would instantly repair itself. The two blades would never part. They would be together for the rest of time.
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The souls in the blade yearned to be as one. To grow old as one. To fall in love as one. It is why we both love the same person.
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I am myself. I am myself!
Look at me. Look at me!
Give me love. Give me love!
Stop copying me. I’m not!
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We are together. We are one. Life or death. Even if we kill our foes. Even if we kill each other. Our two bodies will be as one for all time. Someone separate us. Oh god please someone help m-.
Some people: Pokemon have to have good lore and an interesting naming scheme for me to like them. They can’t just be some stupid, slapped together design! It has to be well thought out and deep.
My dumb ass: I love Whiscash because it’s a catfish with whiskers. That’s why its called Whiscash.
It also has a w on his forehead. The w stands for Whiscash :-)
my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea